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Home > Geek Gifts for the Office > Three Wise StormTroopers

Three Wise StormTroopers

See no dark side, hear no dark side, speak to no dark side

  • 3x Stormtrooper figures
  • Officially licenced, resin models
  • Hand-painted to a high finish
  • A great gift for Star Wars Fans

$35.67

£20.99

Main Description

Are you tired of the same old boring Stormtrooper figurines that everyone and their Tauntaun seems to have? Well, don’t you worry your little Jedi cotton socks because we’ve got something special for you: three hand-painted Stormtrooper models that will make your collection the envy of the entire galaxy.

These beauties are crafted from high-quality resin, so they’re sturdy enough to withstand even the most intense battles. And with their hand-painted details, you’ll swear they just marched off the set of a Star Wars movie.

But what makes these Stormtroopers truly special? Well, for one, they’ve got personality. That’s right, these aren’t your average, run-of-the-mill white-armored soldiers. Each one has a distinct style and attitude that sets them apart from the rest of the clone army.

First up, we’ve got “Chatty.” This Stormtrooper loves to talk. Like, really loves to talk. He’s the kind of guy who will strike up a conversation with anyone, even if they’re Jedi scum. He’s got a charming personality and a quick wit, so he’s sure to make even the most stoic Sith Lord crack a smile.

Next, we’ve got “Clumsy.” Poor Clumsy. He means well, but he’s just not cut out for this whole Stormtrooper thing. He’s always tripping over his own feet, dropping his blaster, and generally making a mess of things. But hey, he’s got heart, and that’s what counts.

Last but not least, we’ve got “Cool.” This Stormtrooper is the epitome of cool. He’s got the shades, the swagger, and the confidence to back it all up. He’s the kind of guy who can saunter into a cantina and have everyone in the place eating out of the palm of his gauntlet. He’s the Fonzie of the Stormtrooper world.

Now, we know what you’re thinking: “But wait, I don’t want my Stormtroopers to have personalities. I want them to be faceless, emotionless automatons who follow orders without question.” Well, we hear you. And that’s why we’ve included a handy “personality removal tool” with each set of models. Simply use the tool to erase the personality of your choice, and voila! You’ve got a perfectly bland Stormtrooper who will blindly follow orders and never question authority. (Note: using the tool will void your warranty and may cause the Stormtrooper to malfunction. Use at your own risk.)

Of course, we’re joking. In reality, these little models won’t do much other than sit on your desk looking cool, and reminding you to see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil. Unless you’re on the Dark side, then you’ll probably want to do the complete opposite.

So, what are you waiting for? Add some personality to your collection with these hand-painted Stormtrooper models. They’re sturdy, they’re stylish, and they’re sure to bring a smile to your face (or a scowl to your Sith Lord’s face, depending on which Stormtrooper you choose). Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind opportunity to own some truly unique Star Wars merchandise.

Filed Under: Geek Gifts for the Office, Gifts for Star Wars Fans Tagged With: Models, Star Wars, Stormtrooper

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